My neighbor sold his car for gas money...........
Scottish saying: “’ Tis a brave man who wears a kilt in January”.............
Adam met Eve, and he turned over a new leaf........
Despite the cost of living it remains very popular......
Don’t use corduroy pillows, - They make headlines
Did you ever stop to think … and forget to start again??
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I like feminists - I think they're cute..........
If I'm ignorant, that's the first I've heard of it!..........
Mary had a little lamb – Her gynecologist was sure surprised ..........
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than another?...Eilene
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
