A saleswoman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navaho woman hitchhiking.
Since the trip had been long and quiet, she stopped the car, and the Navaho woman got in.
After a bit of small talk, the Navaho woman notices a brown bag on the front seat.
"What's in the bag?", she asks.
"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband", says the saleswoman.
The Navaho woman is silent for a while and then says, "Good trade.".................
My neighbor was looking to buy a car, and he asked me if he could buy my old 1979 Volkswagen for $20,000… I said Jee… I don’t want to take advantage of you let me throw in a spare tire.......................
When I go I want to die like my old grandpa – peacefully and in his sleep, not like the screaming passengers in his car....................
