A guy went to visit his doctor because he didn't feel very well.
The doctor examined him and right away saw that the man had carrots sticking in his ears....
The doctor told him that maybe he just wasn't eating right..................
The doctor saw the patient on the street …he said Say that check you wrote came back… the patient said yeah well so did my bunions................
Fella went to the doctor and told the doc that he felt very sluggish and tired all of the time, he had no energy.
The doctor checked his pulse and gave him a bill for $500 ...
The fella jumped up and down with anger yelling what is this! "What the hell!"
The doc said "See you’re a lot better now!”
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