I don't exercise at all.
If God meant us to touch our toes,
he would have put them further up on our body.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. .................
The couple next door were at the mall, and she decided to lose 200 pounds of ugly fat….. She took off and left him there.
My sister is on a new diet of coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but she sure can climb trees!.......................
