My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was
60 years old. She's 97 now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
My aunt was driving the wrong way on a one way street and the cop pulled her over and asked “where are you going”?. She looked at him and said, Oh I must be really late, everyone is coming back.
My aunt is always looking for a husband, last week we were at a party, and she met a guy and she said “hey I haven’t seen you around here. “ He said I just got out of jail for killing my wife. She raised her eyebrows and smiled "So you’re single."
His grandfather was famous. He made a speech from the platform and it suddenly collapsed….luckily the rope around his neck broke the fall.
