1. I told the neighbors kid, “Hey look at that dog with one eye”
He put his hand over one eye and said “Where”
2. My neighbor broke his leg raking leaves… He fell out of the tree .................
3. My neighbor told me that cannibals like kids, but they can’t eat a whole one
4. My neighbor tried to dial 911 couldn’t find the eleven.
5. The Neighbor went to Disneyland, and saw the sign that said Disneyland left, so he went home. ..............
